live

It's a well known fact that most bands normally get fucked by drugs or some other way before a live gig or jam session. and this rings true to everything in general. to live you must get fucked. think about it.

For example some of the funniest (sometimes fun) things in my short life at least involve getting fucked one way or another. it may be because i drank so much i spewed in a bucket (it never ended trust me do not try it even though you will anyway). the all-nighters pulled with the fellas time and time again (which at about 4am the topic of conversation always seems to drift to retarded stuff like religion and the universe).
Even the other day i was talking to co-workers and they were remarking about how they got hammered at bondi beach. one dude was trying to pee on a seat but obviously another wouldn't let him. long story short, after a few pushes and shoves, he ended up stacking it (luckily not into his own pee) over the other guy screwing his ankle. despite banaged and a few days out of intensive exercise (i can hear certain uncoordinated people screaming yes) it was still one the best nights he's experienced. why? because to live you must get fucked.

Some deep people might even say that your life changes when you save a life, or are saved by someone. even though today it wasn't direct, i managed to save three lives by donating blood (which i advise all to do). but you know what, it really fucked me up for the rest of the day, but to live you must get fucked. and guess what, i saved three lives out of it.

By the way, the statement rings true literally.