Topgear isn't as awesome as it's cracked out to be.

Now we all know as a universal fact that the worst scenario probably involves an Asian woman driving a manual 4WD during peak hour on a motorway. Many would also know that such a catastrophic event would lead to more bumper to bumper traffic than free cosmopolitans at a gay bar.

Social that was really a formal pretending to be a social.

Now i fancy myself to be a bit of a loser. I mean how many people spend Friday nights at home writing a blog (probably as many as those who are bored enough to read this). Nevertheless this really did not occur as apparently as it has the past few days. Last night i attended a social of a neighbouring girl's school and whose stance against me best summed up by a girl's statement or rather shock over me attending: "Who invited you?" No one did actually, being the loser that i am, i invited myself and this really didn't help things. See over the years i had attracted a fair share of enemies (and when they're equipped with sharp stilettos, they also become extremely deadly) due to a lot of misdemeanors (probably on level with two girls, one cup in terms of shitness). So two best mates versus a crowd of girls never gives good odds on the two guys having fun (unless you're in a movie where the funniest thing that happened was in Spanish). This night was equally unforgiving but i've also realised one thing that night, it doesn't take endless orgies (the closest orgy i'll get is one full of sausages [and i don't mean the one's you buy at butchers]) of parties coupled with enough alcohol to kill five livers to have fun. It only takes a mate.

Moving to see movies is a really bad title so i don't know why i still chose it.

Armed with just enough money to sneak past the concierge with the help of the cheaper Tuesday movie scheme i managed to watch a movie that was sure to be relate-able titled Easy A. Sure enough a teenage-angst-filled void of intelligence was in stall. But in a rare Hollywood event, (almost as rare as a non Scientologist) Easy A was a lot more than expected and i don't just mean in terms of more nude teenage women and their over-development for their age in the chest region. No, Easy A was actually an insight into a teenage genre long forgotten since days of the first American Pie and before generations of the idiotically unsubtle name of "stifflers". Before proceeding, i have to say to indicate the level of bias my opinions contain as i am an avid B-grade American movie fan and would prefer a two hour fest of idiotic love triangles involving a loser, a star quarterback and an incredibly non robust (but extra-bust) young actress, over an rhapsodic foreign masterpiece often shown on SBS that is critically acclaimed (another word for boring) any day but Easy A was much more than that.