Topgear isn't as awesome as it's cracked out to be.

Now we all know as a universal fact that the worst scenario probably involves an Asian woman driving a manual 4WD during peak hour on a motorway. Many would also know that such a catastrophic event would lead to more bumper to bumper traffic than free cosmopolitans at a gay bar.

Being an Asian myself, i know the full plight of unable to keep alcoholic beverages, stunted growth, an uncanny ability to solve mathematics problems and of course, inherently bad driving skills. No making jokes on how we can't see due to small eyes because i can see clearly every time i hit what i hope is a curb and not a brand new Mercedes. Living in an Asian suburb obviously does not help the cause. Imagine shanghai traffic with more Chinese curse words than a Mahjong game. It is near impossible to get a parking and it's not because there isn't enough space, no it's because there's crazy Asian drivers trying to parallel park. Screw David versus Goliath, Asian versus parallel parking is a much more epic fight and usually ends in parking winning with the loser being carried away by a full blown horn fanfare.

So i don't want to be politically correct but women suck at driving. Sure enough, they'll good for other things like making sandwiches (joking!). As a general bell curve though, women are better at creativity, entertainment and performing while men are better at practicality, mathematics and drinking beer. Men are also better drivers. It's simple evolution. While woman was caring after baby in cave, men were building cars out of stone. Don't believe me? Watch the Flinstones. Don't let statistics fool you, the reason women get lower premiums is because they're so slow, so painfully bad that the drivers behind them crash. By sheer co-incidence, many of those behind are of course, men. Another equally plausible explanation are those rare girl motor heads, i like to call them, Megan Foxes. These Megan Foxes, are the number one cause of accidents, one stare at either their V8 or DD bombs then bang, you find yourself up the arse of another car (the gay-bar analogy could be used again).

All i can say is with a month to go until my driving test, where the amount of stalls in peak hour traffic surpass the hours i've done, i hope to god i won't hit anyone on the day, and above all that i hope i don't hit an expensive car otherwise i'll be working at KFC til i'm about 30.

This is seriously driving me crazy so bye.

Disclaimer: all sexist jokes should be taken lightly because i actually love women.
The same goes for the homosexual jokes because i also love gay people, just not in that way.