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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Distractions

In such a stressful time of the year for many students across Australia, its good to find an outlet for your worries and shattered dreams. Of course its too early to really speculate on your results because there's still another few weeks of examinations then another month of marking but depending on whether your a pessimist like me, or an optimist, like nobody, there's always a deep feeling of failure you have to endure.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Summer

Why i do love summer? - people always ask this question (actually they don't): "It's hot, sweaty and sticky; the sun burns and days seem to go on and on and on and on..." Well, there are many reasons i love summer, i mean after all have you seen 500 Days of Summer, Summer is clearly a very attractive babe.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Screwed

You know that feeling when there's a really important event coming up - maybe a birthday or anniversary or perhaps some sort of examination and you kind of haven't gotten a gift or planned a nice date or done any study. Yes, most people would call it being "screwed" quite vulgar and wrong because it implies some sort of love making which in most cases is one of life's most beautiful things and not the dribble of trying to rummage one's room for notes of some legibility that might, if He permits, not cause a fail.