excuses

It is the time of the month it seems for many of my male friends. manstrations are terrible little things which cause many to stay at home out of embarrassment. trying to organise to do the littest of things become hard. however unlike women who become irritable and difficult, men become boring and difficult. they choose to pretend. to lie. to alienate. they believe they are doing work of some productivity. they lie about the importance of events that might not exist. they alienate people staying in their rooms stroking objects of importance to them. i am not preaching that staying at home is necessarily a bad thing or a uncommon thing. rather i am saying that with three days of the holidays left, pride, glory, deception, hateship is best left aside. the process of enjoying the last of autumn holidays is far more concerning.

Excuse me for the lack of belief in logic utilised in creating such decisions as sacraficing an entire holidays of two weeks for one night of brutal idiocy. some excuses like a relative's illness or once-off visitation. a emergency involving an important event of the sporting kind. the pursuit of enlightenment through a chance at winning a bet involving getting laid before the end of the year. all such excuses are valid. however pretending to stay at home while attempting work instead finding themselves on a social networking site. believing that they've had enough when in reality could do so much more these holidays. simply the three letters everyone uses because they actually have boring lives but refuse to excite it. cbb. it is this invalid reasoning that creates spawns of anti-socials and mobs of idiots who believe that the world benefits through ignorance, sloth and idiocy.

The difference however between my friends and conservative politicans is that they can actually solve the problem concerning their group by not making excuses. and actually have half a functioning brain if they just tried.